Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Dick very happy bro
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize