kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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