big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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