yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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