I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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