its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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