KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
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I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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