Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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