I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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