we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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