I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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