I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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