oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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