If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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