yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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