Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
My vagina just clenched in fear
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