i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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