capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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