i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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