I seem to have left my pride at pride
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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