Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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