Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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