i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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