dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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