his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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