Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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