i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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