Do you still have your period?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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