When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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