Kiss
Puke
actually, I'm a sock model
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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