don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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