Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
So. Much. Porn.
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