is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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