idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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