I CAN MOONWALK!
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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