Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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