is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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