We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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