My nipple is on Facebook.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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