we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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