i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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