Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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