I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Who died my cat blue again?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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