There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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