he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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