BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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