Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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