just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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