White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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