if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Randomize
