"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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