In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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