This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
