You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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