6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I did not marry a roomba.
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