Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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